Quotes from the Movie The Philadelphia Story

Oh, we're going to talk about me again, are we? Goody.

Tracy Samantha Lord

You haven't switched from liquor to dope, by any chance, have you Dexter?

Tracy Samantha Lord

My, she was yar...It means, uh...easy to handle, quick to the helm, fast, right. Everything a boat should be, until she develops dry rot.

Tracy Samantha Lord

It's just that a lot of things I always thought were terribly important I find now are - and the other way around - and, oh what's the dickens.

Tracy Samantha Lord

No, Mike. Thanks but, mm-mm. Nope...Because I don't think Liz would like it. And I'm not sure you would. And I'm even a little doubtful about myself. But I am beholden to you, Mike. I'm most beholden.

Tracy Samantha Lord

I've made a terrible fool of myself - which isn't unusual. And my fiancee, my fiancee that was, that is, he thinks we'd better call it a day. And I quite agree with him. Two years ago, you were invited to a wedding in this house and then I did you out of it by eloping to Maryland...which was very bad manners... But I hope to make it up to you by going beautifully through with it now as originally and most beautifully planned.

Tracy Samantha Lord

I'm not gonna do it, Liz. I'm gonna tell Sidney Kidd very plainly and simply I'm a writer. I'm not a society snoop. I'm gonna tell him just that...Let Kidd fire me! Start writin' short stories again - that's what I should be doin' anyway. I'm gonna tell him just that.

Macaulay Mike Connor

Why are you doing all this unless you...Oh! oh, you want to get even with your ex-bride, huh?

Macaulay Mike Connor

The Queen will have bread and honey at the usual time.

Macaulay Mike Connor

Tell four footmen to call me in time for lunch will you?

Macaulay Mike Connor

Well, this is where Cinderella gets off! Now you hurry back to the ball before you turn into a pumpkin and six white mice ó goodbye!

Macaulay Mike Connor

Champagne's funny stuff. I'm used to whiskey. Whiskey is a slap on the back, and champagne's heavy mist before my eyes.

Macaulay Mike Connor

I'm testing the air. I like it but it doesn't like me.

Macaulay Mike Connor

I would sell my grandmother for a drink ó and you know how I love my grandmother.

Macaulay Mike Connor

Nothing ever possibly in the least ever happens here! Mother, how do you get smallpox?

Dinah Lord